"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx If you like that quote, we'll get along fine. I enjoy friends, family, wordplay, coffee, music, burritos, the Lakers, and punctuality. I dislike poorly-written lyrics, mustard, when people say "PIN number," Carl's Jr. commercials, the snooze button, and when plastic wrap clings to itself more than its intended target.